UltraMagnus0001

I like old people who argue that they didn’t wear seat belts, sat in the cargo area of a wagon and say heavy old cars are safer. It’s like we know better but because they did it it’s okay. Don’t they realize that you use the knowledge as the advantages you’ved learned in order to make live better?

Curry is great and I feel that’s British now

I remember telling my supervisor about people commenting on my skinny legs because she was telling me about being short. I was trying to relate to her but I stopped the story there and never told her the rest. I was supposed to add that I’m old now, dont give a fuck what people think and those people are the ones with the problem. I think it came off as me too and I’m 1upping you.

From Florida?

There is one where a guy riding a horse slides under a truck as if it’s a motorcycle.

Big news can’t be trusted