ZombieCyborgFromOuterSpace

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Cake day: December 21st, 2025

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    • 2 cups 35% cream
    • 1 cup whole milk
    • 1 bean of madagascar vanilla
    • 5 eggs
    • 3/4 cups sugar

    In a small saucepan, mix the milk & cream. Cut the vanilla bean in half lengthwise. Scrape the interior to collect all the seeds and dump them in the cream mixture along with the vanilla bean husk. Heat it up on medium heat. (Don’t boil it!) Once it’s hot, turn off the heat and let the vanilla steep.

    In the meantime, seperate the egg yolks from the egg whites. In a large saucepan, mix the egg yolks with the sugar and manually whip them together until the mixture turns a very pale yellow.

    Once the cream mixture cooled a bit, using a ladle, very slowly pour the cream mixture over the yolk mixture while continually stirring with a wooden apoon and make sure you let it cool before adding more or your yolks are going to turn into an omelet and create lumps. Keep stirring!

    Once it’s all mixed, set it on the stove over a low heat (if your stove goes up to 10, set it to 2 or 2 and a half) and KEEP STIRRING ! Don’t ever stop stirring. Eventually it will thicken up. It should get thick enough that if you draw a line on the back of the wooden spoon with your finger, the cream shouldn’t drip over the line.

    Once it’s thickened enough, pour into a bowl and set that bowl in a tub of cold water. (I usually fill the sink half way with cold water and set it in there. ) Keep stirring. You want to cool it to stop the cooking process.

    Finally, cover the bowl with plastic wrap or whatever and leave it in the fridge overnight.

    The next day, pour it in the ice cream machine and let it do its thing.

    For a little extra, add 1-1.5 ouncse of bourbon while it’s doing its thing.







  • Right??? I look at European societies in the 1500-1600s and it wasn’t much better than what we have today. It was the same kind of shit with rich people ruling over everything.

    Meanwhile most of the native peoples here were free, as in REALLY free.

    But I don’t know about Central and South American societies though. They must have had some form of society where the richer people had more control. We seem to evolve that way.



  • I wonder…

    East Asia wasn’t struck by the plague as far as I know. It was contained to Europe, North Africa and West Asia.

    EDIT: Sorry. To clarify what I mean is that maybe the had means to quarantine people and stop the spread of infections diseases. Maybe their hygiene was much better too. A lot of it was due to poor Hygiene. But yeah, maybe a pandemic could have happened like anywhere else I suppose, sooner or later.



  • I mean… you forget China. And most of Asia. They were already pretty advanced. They introduced math and science and philosophy to Europe.

    Not to mention there were important trade routes between Europe and China. And north Africa too.

    I’d bet technology would’ve made its way into central and South America where they already were pretty advanced.