

Rankin/Bass Santa is a psychopath.


Rankin/Bass Santa is a psychopath.


INCOMING PINS!!



Florida Man doesn’t have that kind of money!
“Hello, darkness, my old friend…”
Conveniently, the $5 Hot-n-Ready IS the horrors that persist.
Bringing our rescue skeleton home: Day 1


That’s just dislocated.
“RANDOM BULLSHIT PRINT!”
Just as the malls start playing Christmas music.
“I’m not federated with you, you’re federated with ME!”
So… suppresses a smirk You must really know your way around town.
“What do you want from me, blood?”
Bot: “Reddit is nothing but bots.”
Bot 2: “Troll. Reported.”


“Adjust the slider, Kronk!”
“WRONG SLIDER!!!”
Me: I love the sounds of summer.
Hundreds of cicadas: “HEEEEY BABY! LET’S FUUUUCK!!”


Yeah, this doesn’t make me feel like the Fediverse is full of olds at all. Im old enough to be the average user’s parent.
They don’t need no education…