I break things. Then I put them back together. Then I break them again. Just to show I mean business.

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  • Ann Archy@lemmy.worldtomemes@lemmy.worldShould get a discount or something
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    4 months ago

    Reminds me of this Bill Burr clip.

    "You know what I hate about these corporate chains? You go in there you’re paying for a business, they make you like do half the job now. I don’t get it. Like I walk in there,

    - Hey, lemme get a turkey sandwich. Lettuce, tomato, on rye, with mayonnaise.

    The guy behind the counter’s like,

    - All right, turkey sandwich, lettuce, tomato, on rye.

    - And mayonnaise.

    - Oh, the mayonnaise is, uuh, right over there.

    - Really? Why don’t you, UUH, fucking GO OVER THERE and, UUH, put it on my sandwich?"

    (Yeah I just wrote that out. Why? Fuck you I don’t have to explain myself to you.)