bedwyr

Brown recluse are up here, but rare, there are no black widows in the upper midwest where I am. Fuck the East Coast, I don’t give a shit what they have going on.

But the recluse spiders are way more prevalent in other places, I forget, Missouri I think has a shitolad of them, or Kansas I forget. They mind their own business though, leave them alone and they will leave you alone.

No poisonous spiders. None that can kill you.

Spiders are our friends besides. They kill parasites. We are in alliance with spiders, long may they live.

Come up north, we don’t have any cottonmouths! Seriously the weather kind of sucks though. It’s been like 60 degree high for a week and no end in sight. Fucking canada.

Or my favorite for low-income jobs for quite a while now they have had questionnaires with all sorts of questions like I often think about murdering my coworkers, all the time, some of the time, almost never, and never. Sometimes I think about murdering my boss, never, almost never, most of the time, and all the time. I did murder my boss and so forth.

It’s so just obvious and everything it makes you wonder what insurance douchebag came up with that and forced these grocery stores and the like to use that for lower rates which is how it happens.