How is the husband gtfoing indicative of a mistress or relevant to the question of whether the wife was sane at the time of the murders?

Having people close enough to take you in when your nutso spouse commits triple homicide is not a red flag or a cause to cast doubt on where the guilt lies

I don’t have a mistress but if my wife killed 3 family members, I’m sure I could find someone to give me a place to crash to get away

… in weeks?

So, it stopped being sweet at 19 years?

“Your order has been received/started” would be much less awkward

Banks were more relevant when an actual middle class existed

Are you telling me I could make a Sonic clone and Sega would be like “hell yeah brother”

Needs more jpeg

Give him a break, he was 12, that was a sick burn

Use of this meme template is strange, as having a kid does impact your freedoms, regardless of your age. It’s just a question of whether you’re ok with that. Which has less to do with age and more to do with comfort and curiosity.

DVDs still exist. DVD players still exist.

There are plenty of things I haven’t tried… peanut butter?

That appears to be an Alaska roll. It already has cream cheese but still probably dry on account of the source. Soy sauce would be fine.

“It’s a banana, Michael. How much could it cost, ten dollars?”