Shut up, cracker.

80 wpm with index fingers is pure fantasy. At least you admitted it was “with errors”.

I can use my big toe to type 10,000 wpm with errors by holding the key down.

StarCraft players have tons of different input styles, but most of them use almost every single finger. They’re also not typing words, they’re spamming the keyboard equivalent of arpeggios.

Nobody is trolling. Fuck Americans and our pitiful flag worship.

Yes. You’re the person we’re making fun of. We get it. You need not keep reminding us how awkward, obnoxious, and oblivious you are.

I love how you respond to a guy going “people are pricks about bike pricing” with an “ackshulaly $2k is cheap”.

Zero self-awareness. Zero social skills.

The dumbest possible take.