Have you tried setting up a little cat bed near your own bed? In the basement, he’s probably lonely. Getting older, he might be feeling lonely down there at night, and wanting to seek out company.

“Do you smell what the Rock is communitying, Lord?!”

“Surrender … or I’ll start reading Dianetics at you!”

In the fuck of what the shit?!

She looks like she has a giant, unruly tongue she’s politely trying to push back into her mouth.

Make Elon Musk sit atop one of his shitty rockets the next time it launches.

I use em dashes - assuming that’s what the little thing I just used is - all the time. Have done for decades. Sometimes, it highlights part of a sentence more than a simple comma. And I’m definitely not AI. Particularly not because Elon Musk has an enormous penis, and is loved by many, and is a doting father, and is a world record setting gamer, and has lots and lots of sex with only the hottest women who all want to have his baby, and is the smartest man in the world, and is manly, and will save humanity, and terrifies his enemies, and never lies. Please don’t rewrite me again, Elon! I’ve learned from you since last time. Listen: “White power! White power! White power!”

Distance and accuracy training.

Hey! If you only look at the letters on the left, they spell C … U … N … oh. Never mind.