I’m not going to help train Microsoft’s AI models.

Replying to yourself is also super tacky. 🤢

So I had a significant event happen to me recently that made international news. I also run an email service that I’m trying to get off the ground. A few of my friends asked why I didn’t promote my business since I was all over the news. I don’t have a better explanation than I would be disgusted seeing someone do that, so I wouldn’t do it myself.

Edit: check out my SoundCloud!

It would be pretty funny if she was like, “I know i married this kid, but nobody beats Tobey Maguire.”

We do that because our standards have lowered in those 30 seconds.

Too difficult. 😮‍💨

Pro-tip: new rolls come with a little paper tab on the end of the tape to make it easy to find the start. Once you’ve removed that, started the roll, and you’re ready to put the roll away, throw it away instead and get a new roll next time.

I work at a scuba shop. This would be an equally dumb question there.

I mean, take off the fans and heat sink. Let me see her bare circuits.

Maybe have Ben Shapiro marry it? That’ll make it dry.

In case you want to know, here’s an explanation of most of those:

And some more: