Maybe

The melting point of a Paddy is 25C.

Some of us tan, but most either burn or freckle.

Schools and firehouses were funded long before property taxes existed. Property tax on “normal” homes is rent.

I have a story to tell you about “steak and chip” on a menu in China that I assumed was a mistranslation and was in fact, not.

That chip was fucking huge though

What happened to Tate?

All my clothes get the same treatment. Survival of the fittest, baby.

Thanks though. That is cool.