“Sharpie a couple of zeros on that and you’ve got yourself a deal.”

Yeah that one was funny, because it wasn’t said on purpose or in anger, he just genuinely did not know what “hard R” meant.

I think of all the times my stupid-ass had to be educated on things, and I am so grateful those moments were not on a live-stream in front of thousands of people.

Ah, yes. The “accidental” slip of a word no one has ever said accidentally.