For the same reason you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. English is drunk AND stoned.
Smuuthbrane
Almost as smuuth as sharks.
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Cake day: June 13th, 2023
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Nah, he’s just really, REALLY baked and forgot how to speak if he thinks about it too much.
Watch, I’m gonna fry and egg on him, LMAO


SHSHSHSHSHHH!! If they hear that they’ll freak out and try to go home to turn themselves off. It happened before. That’s why there’s a metal plate above the sink now. Don’t ask.