A fun thing I’ve learned recently is that cocks too big to take everyday are called “vacation dicks”. The “just right” ones are “boyfriend dicks” or “husband dicks”.

I’ve left comments, forgot about them, rewatched the video years later and noticed that I got a ton of likes for saying the dumbest shit imaginable. YouTube commenters are an interesting crowd.

I’ve also seen someone get the most likes under a video for a comment they later changed to “Luigi Mangione is a hero”. Now those types of edits I can get behind.

Throw in some protein while we’re at it, sell them in a combo package with pre-workout, which we could call the “Gym Speedball”.

Jarate!

I want to be leaven.