in that-one-dude-who-narrates-every-single-national-geographic-documentary voice "but in the forest, things are dangerous. the fairly common salad (salad dalas) is unaware that a particularly hungry vegan upper middle-class suburban mother (rehtom nabrubus, ssalc-elddim reppu nagev), this particular one in her 30’s, is stalking in the shadows. The salad’s only form of defense? A knack for witty, funny jokes that prevent the middle-aged vegan from eating it.

ok this is actually pretty funny tho

ok but why

wouldn’t that just kill them

uhm… put them in a place with lots of radiation…? wait…why do we want horses to have radiation poisoning again?

oops I’ll repost

uhm is Joe a professional doctur that helps people that are half lemin???