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Cake day: March 28th, 2026

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  • ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU DON’T LIKE SLATE EVs?! 😬

    I am so excited for the Slate trucks. I wish I had the $300 for the preorder down payment oof. My uncle says that the Slate SUV would sell better because most people needing cars just go back and forth from work or the grocery story. 30-60 miles tops. The Slate says it has a 200 mile range so 160 miles should be a safe bet.

    I wish Slate would pay me to advertise for Slate but here I am doing it for free like a chump. Free labor is the cornerstone of the american market though.

    I am weary that a big investor for Slate is the gold hording dragon known has jeff bazos. But we’ll see what happens.

    P.S Yeah Europeans, we drive 50-100km one way to work, five days a week. But it’s worth the FREEDOM. 🔫 🦅 🔫 Do ya’ll even have a gun rack in y’ur truck? I feel bad for ya’ll. What are y’uh gunna do when the Technomacers from Alpha Centuri V team up with the Underground Lizard People and invade us? How are ya’ll gunna protect y’urselves? With a bright torch and a stern talking too? 🤨


  • No you do not have to buy a wrap. That is literally false.

    Well like, literally everything degrades with time. The sun is a giant microwave after all.

    Furthermore, are we under the same understanding that Automotive Paint is like some real expensive shit since the paint has to survival literally every kind of environment in the world?

    There’s a really cool “How It’s Made” episode on it. Though now that I think of it maybe it was propaganda to normalize expensive paint costs… 🤔


  • To my understanding white isn’t really a race.

    We kind of just like… pick and choose who ever we want to consider white.

    I suspect if I went around saying Russians are white people like Americans like South Africans, and like French people. Many people would give me the: 🤨

    Finally. These are some of my favorite kind of white girls.

    I prefer dark hair but I am a sucker for pale skin.



  • it was in fact a pretty witch who convinced me not to do this, and as a result i spent the next 10 years learning how to be normal to people

    Oh man story of my life. Woah. It often makes me think of the saying…

    “As he received his trophy, the plucky quarterback unfolded the story of how he ‘came back’. He said ‘They say behind every great man there’s a woman. While I’m not a great man, there’s a great woman behind me.’”

    From my perspective, the Witch in my story doesn’t want to talk to me anymore. None the less words cannot express my gratitude for her setting me on the path I am on now. I still feel like I owe her an apology letter. 🤔

    tl:dr Males 13-25 stop “teasing” or “joking” rudely with girls and women. You will most likely regret it. Dearly.