After I moved out I told my dad about all the shit I got away with as a kid with a giant smile on my face. What is he going to do about it now, Ground me retroactively? Fuck off.

BTW he found all of it fucking hilarious and commended me on my tact and situational awareness.

The only thing that bothered him was the big ass dent I put in the tailgate of his new truck. He was under the impression that the dealer sold it to him that way and had concealed it so he went back and ripped them a new asshole until they fixed it and now he realizes he was the asshole and not them.

You can watch bluey for free on youtube.

If I may make a humble suggestion,

https://doorballs.com/

Mine lasts for long enough that I can’t remember the last time I changed the battery, I should probably check it.

My door bell is battery powered, I would have assumed the neighbors would be too.

This wasn’t as bone headed of a move as you might think.

Nor have I. Personally I have several UPS’s because I work in tech and have learned why they are useful. But I don’t know anyone else, even my techy friends that have hem.

WTF is this picture? Looks like some ai bullshit.

Thank you

You cant just post this and not provide context.

Yeah, my bad. There was no need to be shitty.

You don’t use the card just once. You keep it for anything that pulls this shit.

Edit; I was a dick, I shouldn’t have been.

They change their search engines more than their underwear.

prove it

no it hasn’t

MMMMMMMMMMMM… Bacon!

You feel like a traitor?

Good for you, you want a cookie or something?

If you don’t like how you kid turns out, its your fault. You raised them.

You have sleep apnea my friend, go get a sleep study done.

Leatherman