Brave Little Hitachi Wand

This is exactly it. Hot people don’t need fashion to look hot, it’s just the fuckers in the middle that want us all to think clothes are so important

I just download them shits and delete when I’m done. Ffmpeg and VLC do a better job than YouTube even wants to do

Some rough stuff back then, but these days we just watch actual wars up close. Russian dudes getting turned into Gwar-type slapstick deaths, wild stuff.

That’s really interesting. To me it’s peak body horror, on par with admitting I’ve seen from Clive Barker. I can’t help wondering what you’re comparing it to, to say it’s not very gory?

The Substance wasn’t bad! We’re talking about the same movie right? What counts as bad to you?

I’m not that squeamish, I’ve seen the Substance for example. We probably grew up on the same internet. It’s just a headspace thing right now, I need to keep it cute today.

I’m not going to try and see botched facial surgery photos until after I’ve had tomorrow’s coffee.

It looks less upsetting than other facial surgeries I’ve seen, but there is still an amuse bouche of uncanniness to it. And with the uncanny valley, less is literally more. Ymmv

If you’re sure. It’s built for One Roll Engine, where basically stat+skill = d10s rolled for matches. The face value and count of your matched rolls both mean different things, e.g swinging a sword rolling four 2s happens early in the turn and hits pretty hard, but you got them in the leg. It’s a fun system and easy to homebrew for, but hardly anyone plays it.

… Hmm, my cloud stuff is badly incomplete. I’ll have to fire up scrivener on my old computer later this morning. Unless I’ve changed your mind lol

You say that, but you’ve never seen my homebrewed freeform spellcasting ruleset.

Hate that shit. Just as bad as THAC0.