That’s exactly why I’ve been building up this beer bottle/bottle cap collection so fast. My ex-gf was a total bitch who didn’t get it, screw her, but the vault dweller is going to be so happy with this loot!
I’m sorry for your loss, I had the same collection. Was gone after I got out of the hospital and her friends stole my bottle collection. True story.
You should write a series of notes about it and scatter them around your neighborhood… just in case.
I find it so funny how people actually think this is how they ended up as after the bombs drop when in reality, raiders probably messed with them for some entertainment
Me: Wondering if I have the time to jerk off one last time.
Me and everyone who finds me later are about to find out.
Hey, don’t give up. Maybe you have chances to become mayor of Megaton.




