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minus-squareHeyJoe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 month agoSomehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
minus-squareGreenKnight23@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 month agobecause in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime. corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
minus-squaresome_kind_of_guy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoStill fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup
Somehow I feel like you would be thrown in jail if you did this.
Wait, why?
because in the US you can’t kill yourself. if you try and fail you’ll be charged with a crime.
corpses don’t generate profit. you will work until you die of “natural causes”.
Still fine to go get the TV, though, yeah? I’m trying to complete my home theatre setup