Finally we found it. The worth of a celebrities political opinion.

“That’s just like your opinion man…”

Wait I’m confused, if patriarchy is still a thing then why are all women in media strong independent “need no man” girl bosses now? Somebody please explain.

Am I supposed to know Ariana Grande on some deep interpersonal level to realize that she looks like a walking corpse?

There’s only “shy” or “promises to peg you on the first date”, no in-between.

Wait, why?

Assuming there are people that give enough of a shit to have a funeral for me is too high praised.

“Jessie, we got to cook meth.”