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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days ago

Reporting for duty

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Reporting for duty

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 15 days ago
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  • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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    15 days ago

    Those javelins are not environmentally friendly.

    Please try to bring reusable javelins.

    • shneancy@lemmy.world
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      would this be okay? roman soldier with a javelin connected to his hand by an elastic string like with those single player balls

      • myotheraccount@lemmy.world
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        15 days ago

        Perfect

  • massive_bereavement@fedia.io
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    Dress for the job you want.

  • jaybone@lemmy.zip
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    No shorts though.

    • InputZero@lemmy.world
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      Or open toed shoes.

  • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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    And that’s why afterwards they force a dress code. We cant have nice things.

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    A week later you show up wearing only a towel wrapped around you

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      I’ve had nightmares about being at work in just a towel. Fucking sucked.

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        At least you had a towel … Ummm… Anyways I’m going to be over there crying …

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          There’s a frood who doesn’t know where his towel is.

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