Say, isn’t that the old Henderson place? I heard they never could find a buyer after what happened.
Oh wait, here comes a happy and naive young family from out of town.
Look at this place baby… So much room. I could totally see us living here the rest of our lives.
…GeT…OuuuUuut…
To bad we can’t stay baby!
I honestly don’t understand the houses going up in my neighborhood - it’s getting gentrified and what is being built is so ugly. Who is buying these ugly ass houses for 1.5 MILLION dollars? If that was my budget I’d build something beautiful with a big porch like this picture, but all the “luxury” homes are boxes with big garages in front. I look at them on Zillow and they aren’t even pretty on the inside.
I work for a city that’s an enclave for the mega-rich and is going through hyper-gentrification. People are buying 3 million dollar houses, tearing them down, and building 15 million-dollar houses.
It’s the 1%ers being pushed out by the .01%ers. It’s a whole different planet.
But the contractors still suck and cut every corner they can, so it really is the same anywhere you go.
1.5 didn’t get you much of you are spending 1 on the land alone.
100 years from now haunted house stories will be about boxes with big garages in front.
New builds really bug me too. They’re so pricey and big, yet the developers keep putting them on postage stamp lots. Like, who wants to spend that much money on a freestanding house while being so crammed together that you might as well be sharing walls?
One of my profs in grad school had a new house built like that, enormous with almost no yard around it separating it from the neighbors. I asked him why and he said his wife liked it like that because it made her feel more secure. I was like, OK so now your neighbors can easily come kill you and then just go home instead of having to flee from a gated community.
TBF this was in Gainesville right after the Rolling murders. Reading about somebody’s head on a turntable might make you do strange things.
Yeah that happens here because they are knocking down one house and building two. I don’t really disagree with that, honestly. But they don’t need to be that big.
What other choice do people have? My options around here are 100 year old failing cardboard houses, or overpriced stupid Zillow Grey boxes. It’s that or just abandon my family.
If you have the budget to buy the ugly box, you have the budget to buy the cardboard house, knock it down and build something you like that isn’t so enormous. We didn’t have the budget for either so are just slowly renovating and hardening the house we bought.
My point isn’t that houses are too expensive - that is beyond question at this point. Even your cardboard box would cost too much now for most anybody. What I do not understand is rich people buying ugly prefabricated stuff in general. I would use that budget for something bespoke.
I know two people who were dead set on building a house who then gave up on it because it was too expensive. Just massively overpriced. Better to just buy an existing home
Small houses can be scary, too! My living room when I moved in back in October (not a joke):
And there’s so much more!
Do those numbers mean something?
No idea. I thought it might be the combination to the gun safe, but that doesn’t seem to be it. Sort of a LOST situation, I deemed it best not to get too hung up on the numbers, after much speculation.
The spacing almost looks like Ol’ Boy 22 or something. Weird find!
Edit: maybe Ol’ Boyzz?
The previous owner went through a tragedy and had a rough go of it:
Also the crawlspace is labeled “The Dark Side” and there were shoes. And a VHS camera/tape I’ll never watch
STILL NOT JOKING!
Given the context, maybe married 1/13/2004 and divorced 2022?
Edit: actually, if they married in 2004 they would have been married 22 years this year. Maybe dude just rounded up.
Jesus Christ. All I found in my house was a hat one of the workers left in the attic when it was built (1942).
This is some rough environmental storytelling. Damn. I’d be curious about the camera/tape, but not watching it is almost certainly the right call.
I feel bad for the dude, looking at the pictures you posted it seems like the poor bastard had a mental break.
ALDV? I don’t get it.
You have to own the house to have it be haunted. So boomers are kinda the least generation of people to be haunted.
“My house is haunted.”
“You live in a ranch in the suburbs built in 1983. What kind of white bread ghost stuck around that mess?”
One who complains about the lack of Bree and the quality of the toilet paper?
ranch in the suburbs
I thought that was what they call eating out in Iowa?
Fun fact I once witnessed someone chug ranch dressing in a rural Nevada parking lot. I wish I filmed it because they drained it from new to empty in the same period of time it takes me to chug a gallon of water.
Literally the plot of some Phasmophobia maps lol
That house looks like it’s $3.2 million dollars.
We figured out how to install gas lines appropriately. Many “ghosts” were gas inhalation induced hallucinations.
It’s like all those stories from the 1800s of clocks stopping the moment a person died. Turns out of a lot of the clocks back then would stop running if you turned them sideways, which a lot of doctors did at night to be able to read the time of death.
And ‘juvenile delinquency’ stopped after they took lead out of gasoline.
It’s amazing how much the violent crime rate went down with the removal of leaded gas.
I like to read science fiction from that time and look at the things the authors, some of them actual scientists, overlooked.
You didn’t see anything!
The lights have always been this way.
We don’t build houses like that anymore because it would cost a fortune. That’s a lot of man-hours of intricate, custom woodworking right there, and that don’t come cheap.
You used to be able to buy similar homes from a sears catalog and put it together yourself. Maybe not quite as much detail, but still a lot more than you’d find anything on the market in the last 40 years.
Btw $753 adjusted from 1913 is only around 25k.
For some reason the thought of mail ordering a house from Sears has always seemed a weirdly comforting, once affordable American thing to me. Living in the western Chicago suburbs, I understand that there are several still standing in this party of the country.
I actually live in one that was built in the 30s. They’re actually really well built since they used truss plates for all the framing, plus the quality of the wood from back then is night and day compared to the stuff you can get now.
only around 25k
For materials cost alone, mind you – not including any labor you hire out in constructing it, and not including the land to put it on.
(And I’m guessing that 25k doesn’t include any electrical, certainly not any HVAC, and maybe not even any indoor plumbing…)
Still, building codes and inspections aside, I think it could be a decent idea even in modern times to have mass-produced, mail-order house construction kits available. Trailer homes have kind of absorbed most of that niche, but they’re not as well insulated or as long-lasting as real houses.
For materials cost alone, mind you – not including any labor you hire out in constructing it, and not including the land to put it on.
These were typically put together by farming communities, kinda like a barn raising. Even if you had one of these put together for you, it’s not like labour was a huge expense back then.
And I’m guessing that 25k doesn’t include any electrical, certainly not any HVAC, and maybe not even any indoor plumbing…)
It’s hard to make out, but in the link I posted you can see the add one that includes things like heating, electrical, plumbing, or different roofing materials. The additions are pretty affordable as well.
Still, building codes and inspections aside, I think it could be a decent idea even in modern times to have mass-produced, mail-order house construction kits available.
It was a pretty lucrative business for sears until the great depression hit. Unfortunately it was their mortgage side of the operation that forced them under. It would be interesting to see how they would operate today. The quality is great, I live in one from the early 30s and the bones are still rock solid.
Probably cuz all the lumber is gone lol.
In a way it has. Lumber harvested today is from much younger trees made to grow fast, so they have fewer rings and each ring is wider. Compared to older lumber that was often harvested from natural growth forests which is of course unsustainable, but is stronger and more dimensionally stable than new lumber.
Try using bricks like the majority of the world
Eureka, CA has a ton of houses like this. It was the west coast lumber capital for a while, making a lot of millionaires who wanted extravagant wood houses
All I am seeing here, is the insane yearly cost of recurring maintenance on an old wooden house…*shudders*
Shutters
It’s really not that bad except the paint job every 10-20 years which costs as much as a new car, but back in the day they had oil paint which didn’t peel like latex does. Still, imo, worth it to live in an historic, unique, drag queen of a home.
I suppose if you can afford a house like this you can afford a really nice new car every so often. A really nice car. Because a full scraping, sanding, and repair plus 2-3 color paint can cost over $100,000.
Or … you just develop a hobby of house painting…
You could start a small business just to paint and maintain your own estate.
Your own personal golden gate bridge
I put in about 40hrs a year on scraping and painting and the total building envelope is only 160m2, and is much less detailed.
As someone with an old wooden house, it’s actually not bad. They’re built so damn well that they just… stay there.
The expensive part is if you need to do any renovations. Updating electrical, plumbing, and HVAC sucks.
The looks you get when you tell your contractor you want plaster, not drywall.
They had to find a guy who still knew how to do plaster walls when we redid our bathroom. He was well past retirement age.
I wonder if older houses seem more “hauntable” simply because they were built to facilitate air flow within them. Before air conditioning, homes had to be built to allow air to naturally circulate. Thought was placed into room, door, and window layouts to encourage air flow throughout the home, windows were designed to fully open, and transom windows allowed air flow even when doors were closed.
The point is that old homes were built to allow air flow. This means that there’s more opportunity for doors to randomly close and other things to be disturbed by the wind. Older homes also weren’t as sealed and insulated as well. They were designed assuming that some of the structure would get wet and then dry out. Older buildings were designed to undergo constant moisture cycling, while newer buildings try to seal out moisture all together. More dramatic changes in lumber moisture content means more creaks, groans, and other ghostly noises.
Simply because of how buildings science has evolved, it’s possible that older homes just more readily produce “haunting” sounds than modern ones.
Turn out haunting a house also cost some ghost buck and inflation makes haunting unaffordable.
Fucking ghosts better chip in paying for the upkeep, property taxes, and everything else. No one gets to haunt for free.
You can’t charge a ghost for haunting your house, it’s not like they live there.
Posting a notice on my bedroom wall that I’m going to call an exorcist to evict my ghosts unless they pay their overdue rent.
Don’t forget to collect on the security deposit for superficial damages.
superficial damages
*supernatural damages
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