AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 2 days agoGotta Be Careful Out Therelemmy.worldimagemessage-square67linkfedilinkarrow-up1518arrow-down111
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minus-squarewhalesnrainbows@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 day agoYou gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
minus-squaredanciestlobster@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up47·1 day agoI don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
minus-squareVoixe2@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 day agoSpoken like a true gooner 😭
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·1 day agoI’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoI disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
minus-squarepressedhams@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 day agoMasturbating for long periods of time.
minus-square𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoa lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
minus-squareMrOtingocni@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 day agoThe Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
minus-squareexplodicle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoZoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.
You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?
I don’t think gooning is anywhere near as harmful as everything else there. I choose gooning twice
Spoken like a true gooner 😭
What is gooning?
I’ll just drop the urban dictionary link here. Basically it’s excessively long masturbation sessions involving excessive quantities of porn. Needless to say, it’s not very conducive to a healthy sex life
I disagree with urban dictionary on a technicality: you don’t require a penis to goon.
Masturbating for long periods of time.
a lifestyle dedicated to self pleasure. It’s modern day hedonism.
Edging
The Gods gave you two hands and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.
Zoomers and Gen Alpha. They’ve got good heads on their shoulders.