I’m really conflicted because I am in this meme and I want to be able to laugh at myself, but also, I just got broken up with & it feels too soon

You gotta pick two, boys — which ones are you picking?

We can all acknowledge that the United States, as a nation, is a giant, steaming turd, while also acknowledging that the people who are experiencing the worst consequences of living under the Trump regime are also the most historically oppressed people.

I would also hazard a guess that your country also has a shitty history, as well as a shitty present.

Flicking one out in memory of em

It was so unbelievably steamy. She had pulled me onto the dance floor at the lesbian bar we were at, and she asked me to try to maintain eye contact with her without looking away until she broke the eye contact herself (I’m autistic and generally intimidated by beautiful women, so I guess she had noticed that I struggle to look her in the eyes for very long), and she held my gaze for what felt like forever before she pulled me in close to praise me for my eye contact and then she just fully started making out with me, so much so that she pulled me into a corner of the club to get out of everyone’s way 🫠

Good thing it was yours then

This is beautiful, thank you so much 😂

goddess, actually! Kissing her turned me into a frog, but what are you going to do 🤷🏻

Dual citizenship

On the dance floor of a lesbian bar 😌

Great question! It was not, lol

My autistic ass is very affirmed by this comment 🥰

Thank you, this has genuinely been the most delightful 24 hours of my life 😭

I’m glad we’re both doing what we love :)

Thank you!! 😊

Boy howdy did I ever 😮‍💨

Yeah, but I was the one wearing cherry chapstick