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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

This would be cool in a gameroom

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This would be cool in a gameroom

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    The two “the”s let you know how serious they are.

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      Whenever someone does that, I reread it in Jeff Goldblum’s voice and it becomes scintillating.

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    https://www.flooringinc.com/shop/joy-carpets-neon-lights-carpet-dynamo-9534.html

    I’m very close to replacing my basements carpet with this and installing a couple black lights. Than I just need the pinball machines to put in it. That’ll be the most expensive part

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      black lights

      Risky, I like it.

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        The sex dungeon is adjoining, so we’ll see… literally

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    Does it also smell like a bus seat?

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      No no, it smells like 2000 incidents of an 8-year-old puking up soda and birthday cake, which was then cleaned up by someone making minimum wage.

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        That’s what a bus seat smells like.

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          Can confirm, I was the kid.

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          New York City subway seats taste the best.

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            how? they’re smooth plastic. nothing to hold onto the flavor.

            what you really want are the blue velvet seats on Philadelphia’s Market-Frankford subway line

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              Smooth plastic holds the puddles better.

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    Oh so that is what a migraine while hungover looks like

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      the best part: if/when you puke on it because looking at it gave you the spins, you can’t see the puke!

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        You puke big rings? Are you Sonic?

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          no, you realize there’s like a dozen people in those games it could be? my culture is not your costume, asshole!

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          Hey babe, new sonic lore just landed

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    They can keep the carpeting. I want full size candy bars.

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    The early 1990s called, they need that carpet to hang as a backdrop for school photos.

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      That stupid backdrop (for my older brothers’ school photos) had toddler-me convinced that school would be like a party.

      I was so, so disappointed.

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    The smell of mostly cleaned vomit and soda.

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    Okay, yeah, the arcade carpet was pretty awesome.

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    The the carpeting

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      MYSTERY SCIENCE THETHEATRE 3000

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    You can buy it and have it installed. I did. It was even cheaper than most regular carpet.

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      Supply and demand still works!

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      You and @DonkeyStar@lemmy.world need to exchange carpet supplier contacts.

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        We really do, because I was coming up with around $300 of carpet to cover a $400 arcade machine, which felt excessive.

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    I actually have a roll of this in my trash treasures pile. And they say hoarding doesn’t pay

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    I think I am getting the the fear

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    Sims 1 shit

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      Look, kid. This isn’t “sims 1”. This is “bowling alley” or “skating rink”.

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        perhaps you’re older than me, but my back hurts and the hair is going gray, so throw my weight into the ring and say

        image

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          Don’t throw your weight into the ring, you’ll pull your hip. Just ease it into the ring.

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            i am pretty resilient with my inversion table equipped!

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        Skating rinks still exist and they haven’t changed the carpet. Went to one a couple months ago

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