Leave his ass outside and put some red robes on him. Hes a Santa decoration too! (Or make him a Jack Skellington Sanfa) When the snow thats you can out a Valentines shirt on him, too! Really just the perfect all season decoration.
If you really wanted to scare the neighborhood, buy one of those and assemble it to look like the Dark Souls giant skeleton dogs

Are you really even celebrating Halloween if you don’t have a 1:1 animatronic of The One Reborn in your front yard?

You all should be sourcing the skeletons from sustainable local sources like the closest cemitary.
Fewer and fewer of those adorable trick or treaters every year. More and more of that cheap tacky plastic crap littering front lawns. It makes me sad for some reason…
More and more of that cheap tacky plastic crap littering front lawns.
The inflatable decorations are my pet-hate. If you don’t keep them running 24/7, they look like a bunch of garbage strewn across the lawn.
It seems like a lot of families go to trunk or treat events instead of going all over the neighborhood. I suppose it’s easier, but it’s sad.
There’s a house near me that has an army of different animal and human skeletons up all year long. For at least 2 years now.
I’m hoping you mean fake ones.
I also need several multipacks of creepy paper.





