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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 days ago

Oyster

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Oyster

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 16 days ago
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  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Is there a order limit? Because for undisclosed reasons I’m going to need a lot

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      I see you, circa 2010 BP!

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      Did the front fall off?

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    sounds like a scam! i bet if the water is too dirty the oyster is going to close and shut off the city’s water supply

    (it was clams but i cannot tell the difference between the two so)

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    It’d be something if instead of flushing the toilet, an oyster could filter all that

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      Is that what the three seashells are?

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        Oh my god, after 30 years, this is it.

  • wuffah@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    ADD SEQUENCE

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    1-800 OYSTER is one digit short of a working number, dashing my dreams. 1-800 OYSTERS offered me a free medical alert device, but it is unknown at this time how many liters of water per day it can filter.

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    I only have 226 L of water, can I borrow 1 pls?

  • mectag@lemmy.world
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    why do I want an oyster now?

    • Gonzako@lemmy.world
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      because this is what’s called effective marketing. Showing a product, showcasing it’s results and giving you a way to buy said product

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    Yeah… but it all goes in and out through one general purpose orifice 🤢

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