Lot of dead people in an airport after someone with an ammonia based cleaner they have to dump out right after someone else had some bleach they had to pour out.
anybody wonder what they do with that jungle juice…? cause the soda machines are tastin’ kinda funky…
Too dangerous to allow a liter of liquid on a plane.
Let’s mix them all together in an airport where nothing bad can happen.
what if terrorists brought actual bomb juice and poured in in there and then just flicked a match into there and the whole fuckin airport blew up? things to think about when youre on your way to the airport.
Every time I’m at an airport I’m just struck at how much it’s changed since I was young.
In the olden days, it was like a big, clean bus station, people were free and happy and kids were running around, no barriers or guardrails anywhere. Now it feels like a funeral procession getting on a plane with the amount of searching and scanning and poking and prodding and massive walls of rules being posted about what you can’t do or say and one-way labyrinths of security hell.
yep pretty much it.
Or something which acts like a catalyst to make all kinds of soda explosives! (I’m not a chemist, so please don’t judge me for this ridiculous statement)
oh woops i just dropped my family size roll of MENTOS in the jungle juice
“We do this to to remove all the explosive fluids”
Drop a box of baking soda in there, you’ll be through that TSA line in a jiffy.
Might have toothpaste in, though. (Yes this is where I draw the line)
Move beyond. Focus forward, your goals, your life, your family. Let it go.
Get bent.
