I can confirm OP’s mum is a bad girl. She did 5 years in prison for armed robbery.
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I can confirm OP’s mum is a bad girl. She did 5 years in prison for armed robbery.
Tried that. Got kicked out of the stripclub. Had to have lunch somewhere else.
I don’t know what downvoting this makes me, but I am that
To clarify, there is a word that accurately describes how I feel, but I’m too stupid to know it
EDIT: disillusioned. The word was disillusioned
Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…
Am I… an instrument?


Yea but can you imagine how long that thing takes to load a JPEG?
I got banned for telling conservatives to go fuck themselves too intensely.
If it makes you feel any better, some of us like Dick
What’s this about with Swift and ICE ?
I saw the thread in Faux Mois. They’re livid.
I copy pasted this comment from that post with the elephant sucking his own dick:
“Joke’s on you. That looks like a lot of fun”