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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 27 days ago

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themaninblack@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 27 days ago
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      I’m glad someone posted a Riker

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    Tromboner

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    Trunpet gang about getting fingering and mouthing right then a little stroke when you get to the D.

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    Por que no los dos

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    Always remember to use lube

    No, slide lube! Slide lube!

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    Dude, I think your jerk off technique is gonna break your dick.

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    Yeah but the third valve slide feels like sticking your finger in someone’s ass whole blowing them.

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      I’ll take your word for it.

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    Sax gang approved

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      Make sure to moisten your little woody before tonguing it.

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    band kids have zero chill.

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    Wait, but… I make noises when I’m jerked off too…

    Am I… an instrument?

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    Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.

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    This one is so rusty!

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      I see what you did there.

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