Get the best of both worlds with a slide cornet! …basically a trumpet that you jack off instead pushing buttons.

In case you haven’t seen this gem:

https://youtu.be/ZXpETSoNWxY

Just dab it with some bacitracin, take some ibuprofen, and get some sleep. You’ll be fiiiiiine.

Can’t be that bad, can it? I mean, pasta + cheesy cream sauce is a pretty tried and true combo.

Points for experimenting at least.

I’d try it.

You need to find one with a bigger hood and neck hole.

Some of them seem to be made to conform to the shape of your head (strangle) and others are basically Jedi robes disguised as a sweatshirt. You want the latter.

I saw a mudcrab today.