Jesus Christ
Jesus can get off his high horse. I bet he has a sordid browser history himself.
Mostly feet.
Rope play/shibari, for sure.
Judea had no age of consent i did nothing wrong!
-Jesus
I love when people use these tame little examples of sinful fetishes when there is an entire galaxy of god-awful things people get off to in this world. I think Jesus let himself be taken out cause there’s not enough eye bleach in the universe…
Jesus be like “oh god they’re gettin creative”
He could have been a giant sinning pervert himself, so he’s just saving his own.
You guys, the best Jesus stories aren’t in the Bible. Look up the “Apocrypha” to get a list of these books.
In one, a schoolboy aged Jesus kills a kid and then brings him back to life, just to be a show-off little shit. He did plenty of sinning himself.
Wild, wild stuff, including lots of stories about Jesus’ childhood.
Glad to see our millennial culture being preserved for later generations.
Haven’t seen a reference to blasting rope to waluigi hentai in 10+ years
That’s… not a thought I was prepared to have today 💀
“WTF? I’m going to get crucified for little Timmy, when he beats off on his dad’s OnlyFans account in 2022? That’s a no.”
Wait a minute.
Christianity literally started with him.
There were no sins or catholics before that.
So we owe it to him to be little perverts as much as we can or the sucker died for nothing.
