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Cake day: February 16th, 2026

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  • You guys, the best Jesus stories aren’t in the Bible. Look up the “Apocrypha” to get a list of these books.

    In one, a schoolboy aged Jesus kills a kid and then brings him back to life, just to be a show-off little shit. He did plenty of sinning himself.

    Wild, wild stuff, including lots of stories about Jesus’ childhood.


  • LOL son, that is not how this works at all. It wasn’t true when Reagan made the same argument. It wasn’t true when W Bush made the same argument, and it’s not true now.

    HINT: You’re trying to fuck with a global price market by changing things at a local level. It’s like trying to fart south to push a hurricane off the coast.