Skunk. He can only do his move about seven times in a row, but it’s Super Effective on basically everything but owls.
Ugh, why am I a badger main?
snakeophobia?
Possum all day.
Tough call between raccoon and possum but I gotta go with my boi possum.
I think I’ve made my choice

Possums eat spiders. So there’s that.
And ticks
Coons have hands just sayin
Raccoon for sure. Sure possums are cute, but raccoons are smart and adorable and mischievous
So our options are:
- powerful but not afraid to lash out at you.
- strong secondary abilities but you will stink forever.
- terrible stats but will not hurt you.
Ya know, I don’t think we should be doing animal pit fights with local wildlife, or at all maybe.
Raccoon wont lash out if youve got the gym badge silly
Have you seen possum teeth. ?
And based on what they eat, I’ll make a guess a possum bite is going to go bad fast.
The thing about opossums is that they are notorious for not biting. Their defensive behaviours are hissing, running away, and playing dead.
Anecdotally, I’ve only ever seen one piece of footage of a caught opossum biting - out of hundreds of videos - and it was because the guy was holding the opossum my the scruff and sticking his finger in its face. This is why i believe those reports that oppossums aren’t likely to hurt you, and why i said what I said earlier.
Skunk so that way I’m not the one getting sprayed. Just have to be mindful of wind direction.
I’m going with Raccoon because it starts with Thief, which means free berries and left overs.
Can I grab all three and run away, Florida Man style?
Team Rocket, but you stole the space shuttle Atlantis from the Kennedy Space center instead of a hot air balloon. And it’s meth powered somehow.
In TN and I’d have to go with raccoons bc they are so good at getting in attics
Ooh I can get it to pull wire for me! Fuck yeah
Normal dark, normal ghost, and normal poison
Possum, I choose you! Possum: plays dead and poops itself.
no armadillo? pfft.










