Was looking for Alan Cumming’s line of body care products to make a joke about this and learned that he stopped making them in 2005, AND someone just sold a “mostly empty” bottle of Cumming All Over body lotion (Condition: Used) on Ebay for $69.99.

Edit: This is a commercial for his fragrance “Cumming” (NSFW, bums) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmdJEjJxYOY