Sure she can do it, but when I stand like this and watch children at the playground, the cops show up.

LA heat waves are no joke…
she wasnt wearing 60,000 spf sunblock
And she’ll be
Blinded by the li-i-ight. Wrapped up like a douche, another boner in the night
I dunno whether you’re trolling or just genuinely don’t know the lyrics, but…
- Blinded by the light
- Revved up like a deuce,
- another runner in the night
I like @fartographer@lemmy.world’s better. 😊
Thank you! I misheard them myself and then concerned my parents by singing them out loud.
Are you trying to say that those lyrics make more sense???
No I’m sure it’s “wrapped up in a douche, like a roller in the night”
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Looks like it’s gonna be a hot one.
Yeah, anyone not wear 1 million sun block is gonna have a real bad day, got it‽
Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy.
Playgrounds are like this now too. Kids playing, not looking at phones, living in the moment. 🙂
Only downside is it makes exchanging numbers a little harder.
Why are you exchanging numbers with kids?🤨
Just a crutch to make things a little easier on myself. I frankly suck at old-fasioned luring.
Vans are so much more expensive now.
Exactly, there’s always a premium on vans. Pickups are also nice, but you really have to secure the kids really well, they get exposed to the elements, etc. A nice pickup bed cover would be a decent middle ground.
Have you tried candy?
In this economy!?
I’m sure if you had that aim you’d bring a pen and a notepad or something. 😅
I assure you I’m being quite transparent and sincere about my motivations, with all due respect, sir.
For a moment.
“No cake but what you make”
- my Mom (after I already ate cake)
The last moment
Stupid ass meme.





