I’m only frolicking with myself right now, would you like to join?

Wait wait, where the hell am I, and why do I have a red balloon tied to my hand?.. 🤔

Hi, is this item still available?

You can’t see a fart either, what’s ya point?

I dunno whether you’re trolling or just genuinely don’t know the lyrics, but…

• Blinded by the light
• Revved up like a deuce,
• another runner in the night

I prefer you featherless.

You’re welcome.

Taylor who?

Fuck Reddit

If you saw the ones on my mom’s 94 Nissan Sentra, you’d see they’re totally busted now, and the rails are only made of plastic, which long ago dryrotted and now the guide cables are just randomly hanging out and neither side works anymore.

Hell, even when they were brand spanking new, do you really trust your life to seatbelts only held in place by fucking plastic tracks?

Plus you still gotta manually latch the lower lap belt, which most people totally forget even exist when the shoulder belt is automatic.

That’s like the most dangerous form of seatbelt to have ever been made. Thankfully that shit rightfully died out, the OG 3 point seatbelt invented by Volvo is by far the best.

If you want photos of my mom’s damaged seatbelts to better understand, just message me back and I’ll see about getting and sharing a photo tomorrow or soon. It’s fucked.