• JPSound@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    in David Attenborough’s voice “Incapable of movement, the salad’s only defense against it’s only natural predator, upper middle-class suburban mothers in their 30’s, is its innate sense of humor…”

  • Smoogs@lemmy.world
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    Excuse me. It appears to just be mostly white women. Where are all the white manbuns? Representation matters.

  • M137@lemmy.world
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    This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
    I can’t afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams “hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?”

  • Crostro@lemmy.world
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    I remember seeing stuff like this on somethingawful decades ago. Another one was removing the teeth from mouths of people laughing like the people in this image. It was also funny and slightly horrifying. Maybe someday somebody will try it again. I miss the old Internet