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over_clox@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

I weighed my stool today...

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I weighed my stool today...

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over_clox@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • CannedYeet@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    Next time use the Bristol stool scale

    • over_clox@lemmy.worldOP
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      11 hours ago

      Sir, this is a Wendy’s

  • Not_Raccoon_RickA
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    Gonna need a banana for scale

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      Gonna need a scale for my banana.

      Oh, never mind, I already calculated that it weighs banana.

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    Dear god, my boy, what have they been feeding you?!

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      Banjos…

  • DrakeAlbrecht@lemmy.world
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    Anything but the fucking metric system…

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    The unit stool

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